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ok, these phrases are totally funny, so i had 2 put them on here.

* "Fuck you!" (I don't like you; leave me alone.)
* "He's a dumb fuck." (He's an idiot.)
* "Sorry, I fucked up your computer." (Sorry, I damaged or crashed your computer.)
* "He's pretty fucked up." (He's mentally or emotionally unstable.)
* "I fucked up on this test." (I did poorly on this test.)
* "Let's fuck around for a couple hours." (Let's waste a couple of hours.)
* "I'm fucked." (Consequence.)
* "Fuck off!" (Go away.)
* "What the fuck!?" (What on earth just happened?)
* "Shut the fuck up!" OR "Fuck up!" (Stop Talking - See also "Shut Up".)
* "I'm so fucked up right now." (I am extremely drunk or high on drugs/generally confused or "messed up"..)
* "You fuckface!"(Dumb person)
* "He's a fat fuck!"(He's a fat person)
* "I'm fucked up!"(I'm intoxicated.)
* "Go fuck yourself!" (Get away from me)
* "Fuck stick!" (dumb person)
* "Motherfucker!" (one who has sex or screws with his mom or mother, a particularly abrasive person see Asshole)
* "Fuck it!" (Oh well, or screw it!)
* "Fuck!" (Plain and simply used A replacement of damn usually used as an exclamation of surprise, pain, fear, or anger. In its raw form it is very versatile and has many applications as being an exclamation.)

* "None of your fucking business!"
* "Un-be-fucking-lievable!" (Very unbelievable)
* "I'm so fucking tired."
* "Shut the fuck up!"
* "Abso-fuckin-lutely!"
* "Fan-fucking-tastic!"
* "Oh, Fuck!" (Something unpleasant happened.)
* "He's a great fucker!" (He's a great fellow, not he's sexually competent.)

* "Fucking fuck those fucking fuckers!" ("Forget about those very disliked people.")
* "Fucking fucker's fucking fucked!" ("It is broken.")
* Fuck! They've hacked this computer!
* Fuck! This is the best movie EVER!
My fucking boss made me work all weekend.

She is fuckin' hot.
that was abso-fuckin-lutely cool!

In-fucking-credible

fan-fucking-tastic

un-fucking-believable

congratu-fucking-lations

whoop-dee-fucking-doo

Past participle
The past participle fucked connotes that something is completely useless, destroyed, or messed up; applied to a person, this implies either exhaustion or drunkenness. For example:

The hard drive crashed, so now the database is fucked.

Your engine's fucked because you forgot to change the oil!

Now that the electricity is out, your computer is fucked.

That's fugly (fucking ugly).

You fucktard (fucking retard).

You flooser! (fucking loser)


Insults

* You shitface! (insult)
* Don't shit on my day! (showing annoyance)
* You little shit! (directed at small, annoying child)
* You don't know jack shit! (You don't know anything!)
* He thinks he's hot shit. (He thinks he's great.)
* Shiteater (you are unpleasant) exception: A shiteating grin implies that the wearer is very happy
* Have you shitted your pants today? (someone smells unpleasant)
* EAT SHIT (insults)
* Eat shit and die! (more potent than "eat shit")
* Did you eat a shit sandwhich without the bread? (Somebody has bad breath)

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Pure emotions (ejaculations)

* Eat shit! (anger towards someone)
* Oh shittings! (surprise or form of exclamation)
* Shit hot!! (Absolutely amazing)
* What the shit?? (Synonym for "What the fuck?")
* Holy shit! (wow)
* Ah shit! (Said when made a mistake)
* Tough shit! (Too bad.)
* Shit on my face! (Sexual advance)
* Bloody shit! (Bloody is commonly used to accentuate a swear word. However, native English speakers hailing from North America may be unfamiliar with Bloody)

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Slang

* This potato salad is shit! (This potato salad tastes bad.)
* This potato salad is the shit! (This potato salad is good.) Notice that when the word "the" is placed in front of the word shit, it becomes positive; however, without "the," shit is generally a negative word.
* My computer shit the bed! (My computer broke/malfunctioned/crashed.)
* Who shit in his Wheaties? (Why is he so upset or angry?)
* Who gives a shit? (Who cares?)
* That is shit hot. (That person/car/uniform/room/suit is very well kept.) Also, you are shit hot.
* When the shit hits the fan. (That point at which a given situation has reached a climax.) Usually when the situation is headed for a bad outcome.
* I Would Tap that shit! (I Would love to have sex/make love to her.) also used to say when you think someone is attractive.
* Damn, this place is shit house! (A boring and/or bad place.)
* Shitfuck____(can be combined with any other obsecene words)(Expression of pure anger)
* this place is a shithole (untidy)

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Threat

* I'll shit on your face! (Don't mess with me!)
* Don't give me that shit! (You're lying.)
* I'm going to beat the shit out of you! (I'm gonna beat you up.)

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Other expressions

* He doesn't know shit from Shinola. (He's really stupid.)
* For lunch, we're having shit on a shingle. (i.e. creamed chipped beef on toast)

and, you have to know how to swear in diffrent languages!

* Afrikaans: fok, naai, steek ("fok my", "fok jou", "ek het haar genaai")

* Albanian: qi ("qifsha" when used in sentences)

* Amharic: tebeda

* Arabic, Egyptian: neek (as in "Ha-neek koss ommak" = "I'll fuck your mother's pussy")

* Armenian: kunel

* Bosnian: jebati (to fuck)

* Bulgarian: еба (eba)

* Chinese (Cantonese): diu (屌, but often denoted as the character 小 inside the character 門(). Pronounced like "dew" in English)

* Chinese (Mandarin/Putonghua):

1. diao (屌) Also refers to penis, esp. in Northern China; means "cool", "awesome" in Taiwan.

2. cao (肏/操) (肏 pronounced "tsaau" and 操 pronounced "tsou")

* Chinese (Taiwanese) also known as Minnanese: gan, (used more by native speakers of Taiwanese, it occurs in the expression "Gan lin nia!" which means, "Fuck your mother!" or "Gan lin tzo gon!" which means "Fuck your ancestors")

* Catalan: follar, cardar, fotre

* Cebuano: iyot

* Croatian: jebati; fukati (probably borrowed from English); karati (literally, to scold)

* Czech: píchat (literally "to thrust", used as a slang word for "to copulate"); šukat, šoustat, mrdat (all three vulgar, to have sex with, to fuck); kurva! (vulgar, literally "bitch", used as an expletive)

* Danish: kneppe or knalde like the Norwegian word. Pule is known but rarely used.

* Dutch: neuken (also, the Dutch verb fokken, meaning to breed animals, usually for pedigree)

* Esperanto: fiki

* Estonian: nikkuma, nussima, keppima

* Filipino: kantot

* Finnish: vittu (Curseword, "Voi vitun vittu!!"="Fucking fuck!!", literal meaning of "vittu" is "cunt") nussia (verb, to fuck) Haista vittu! (Fuck you!) Literally go smell a cunt

* French: baiser (to have sex with); foutre (dismissive: "Va te faire foutre!" meaning "Go screw yourself!"; "Fous le camp!" meaning "Fuck off!" or "Shove aside!"), nique (As in "nique ta mère!" meaning "fuck your mother!") or simply putain (as in "Putain!" meaning "Fuck!")

* French (Quebec): fourrer (literally, to stuff); the adjective fucké, a borrowing, means broken or out of luck, and is not especially profane. See sacre.

* Galician: foder

* Georgian: მოტყნვა; mot'q'nva (fuck)

* German: ficken (to have sex with, pronounced like fucken, just with a short e instead of the u) 1

* Greek: gamao, gamo, gamisi; Γαμάω, Γαμώ, Γαμήσι ("g" pronounced softly, as a voiced velar fricative)

* Gujarati: chod ("Ch" as in check & "d" is pronounced softly)

* Hebrew: "lezayen", from noun "zayin", which is a slang word for the penis

* Hindi: chod (चोद)("Ch" as in check & "d" is pronounced softly)

* Hungarian: baszni

* Icelandic: ríða (pronounced "ree-tha" with a soft th-sound, literally: to ride)

* Indonesian: ngentot

* Irish: Sgaoil leathar (skeel LE-har) lit. "to stretch leather". Buail craiceann (bwal KRA-kenn) lit. "to strike skin". or simply "feck"

* Italian: fottere, scopare, trombare

* Japanese: fuzakeru 2, yaru "to do, to give, to have sex with" くたばれ, kutabare, "To die, to have sex with"

* Kannada: kay-yi

* Korean: "ssi-bal" (씨발), pronounced like the English words "she ball"

* Latvian: pist

* Latin: futuere

* Lithuanian: pisti

* Malay: puki (likely an adoption of fuck) or pukimak (likely an adoption of motherfucker) or celaka (bastard) kotek 3

* Malayalam: Punn

* Maori: onioni

* Marathi: झव,Zav

* Nepali: chiknu (verb, pronounced chicknu'चिक्नु') note: the word seems inconsistent with the one written in Nepali

* Norwegian: knulle, pule

* Persian: گاییدنga-yee-dan

* Polish: jebaو (pronounced yebatch), Pierdoliو (pronounced pee-erdolitch), kurwa (pronounced koorva, used as an interjection)

* Portuguese: foder (or comer subjectively used, because it means "to eat"; in Northern Portugal pinar ou montar is also used; in Brazil fuder is commonly seen)

* Romanian: a fute

* Russian: yebat هلàٍü (transitive), yebatsa هلàٍüٌے (intransitive). Tom Clancy, in The Bear and the Dragon, has one Russian character use the phrase "Yob tvoyu maht!" (translated: I Fucked your mother)

* Samoan: mea This is not used as a swear word but is not used in polite company. Other anatomical and physiological words are used as swear words but not "mea" or any other related word.

* Scottish Gaelic: Dàirich ("DAHR-ikh"), "to breed/copulate" (a very crass term). Sgaoil leathar (skeul LE-har) lit. "to stretch leather". Buail craiceann (bwal KRA-kenn) lit. "to strike skin". Faigh muin (FAI mooin (fai as in "pie")), lit. "to receive a back".

* Serbian: ¼هلàٍè (jebati), êàًàٍè (karati)

* Slovak: jeba‌, drba‌

* Spanish: Follar

o Argentina: coger (this same verb in Spain and other countries means "to grab")

o Chile: culear

o Colombia: pichar or tirar (the last one means "to throw" in most other Spanish-speaking countries)

o Cuba: singar similar to mexican chingar

o Ecuador: tirar, culear, pegarse un palo, pegarse un polvo (meaning "to take a dust" in most other countries)

o Mexico: chingar(e.g. "Chinga tu madre", "Fuck your mother"), joder (e.g. "No me jodas", "Don't fuck with me"), also vergar (translatable as "to dick")

o Peru: cachar, tirar and, less so, culear

o Spain: joder (usually as an all-purpose expletive, can be accompanied by other expletives) or follar

* Swedish: knulla

* Tamil: Oatha which means "Fucker", pundala okka which means "Fuck her", Thai Oli which means Mother fucker, okkala oli which means "Sister fucker"

* Telugu: Dengu

* Thai: àآç´ yet (to fuck), àآç´لءè yet mae or لءè§ maeng (fuck your mother) 4 http://www.thai-language.com/id/141657

* Turkish: sikmek (Pronounced "seek-make"), düzmek, siktir (="fuck off")

* Urdu: چودنا (verb), chod("Ch" as in check & "d" is pronounced softly)

* Vietnamese: ًụ, ًịt or ًéo

o Example: "ذụ mẹ mày!" or "ذéo mل mày!" (insulting words similar to "motherfucker", where 'mẹ' is pronounced meh and 'mày' is pronounced may)

* Yiddish: shtupn (שטופּן) (literally "to stuff")

(http://en.wikipedia.org)

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